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'I don't care what the TSA guy at the airport told you, it's not cancerous.'

"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"

The Department of Transportation Issues an Orange Alert.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

'You know too much,'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Airport Security.

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Dog Crossing

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

TSA Noah

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

The Scanner Of Love.

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

Privacy Conference Security

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

No jay walking.

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

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"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

"I spy with my little eye…"

Street signs you don't want to see.

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

Scarecrows guarding a field