Taxis Gifts

'Big tipper' gets a taxi before everybody else.

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

"He used to be a Cabbie..."

I'm having trouble backing my taxi out of the garage... I'm not surprised, you backed it in last night!

Taxidermist.

'The old folks' home, and make it snappy.'

'Go to Hell'

'The flight was okay, but the TAXI got hijacked!'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

A Quiet Rebuke.

'Are we broke yet?'

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Yes, That Was The Exit

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Recalculating!

Limerick Airport

"Rockefeller Center."

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'I was a taxi driver once but I resigned!' 'Why?' 'I hate people talking behind my back.'

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

Man whistles while driving his car.