Taxis Gifts

'Big tipper' gets a taxi before everybody else.

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

"He used to be a Cabbie..."

I'm having trouble backing my taxi out of the garage... I'm not surprised, you backed it in last night!

Taxidermist.

'The old folks' home, and make it snappy.'

'Go to Hell'

'The flight was okay, but the TAXI got hijacked!'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Are we broke yet?'

A Quiet Rebuke.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Yes, That Was The Exit

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Just drive in small circles, then drop me off by that bush. Poober.

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Recalculating!

Limerick Airport

'Follow that cab!'

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'I was a taxi driver once but I resigned!' 'Why?' 'I hate people talking behind my back.'

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

Jungle Taxi

"Rockefeller Center."

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.