Taxi Traveler Pillows

"What a bizarre sensation! I've never gone to Queens before without a cabful of luggage."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'Are we broke yet?'

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

A Quiet Rebuke.

Off to see the world

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Yes, That Was The Exit

Vaccination Passport

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Monday: Next 7 exits.

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Recalculating!

Limerick Airport

'I was a taxi driver once but I resigned!' 'Why?' 'I hate people talking behind my back.'

Vacation Bus Photo

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"Rockefeller Center."

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.