Taxi Aficionados Gifts

Quick, follow that star

Elephant Taxi Emergency

'Follow that cab!'

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

"Rockefeller Center."

'Hospital costs are cut in half when you have the baby in the cab on the way there!'

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

'Go to Hell'

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

Survey: Congestion Charge is wonderful and Ken is a God. Agree/Strongly Agree/Utterly Agree/Agree Big Time.

Crybaby

All-way stops.

'...And while everybody's celebrating the big tax cut, we'll sneak in a postage hike!'

'You really should see a therapist about your pathological possessiveness, Mr. Pomeroy.'

"So that's unanimous Gentlemen. Seatbelts fitted on all our trains"

London underground talks continued

"Ah, Mr. Zimmerman, we meet again ..."

"I have to do something when the stock market is up."

Snail Taxi.

'Don't worry, Jerry, we have a car. I mean, what animal could keep up with a car?'

IRS AUDIT DIVISION, 'Want to make it double or nothing?'

Plug in Point.

'Green technology?'

Socrates gets audited.

'When did you put your robots on the payroll?'

Snakes on a Train

Family using a mobile stairway to enter their SUV

'Did you whistle?'

'Price check on taxi ride to Seventh Avenue and Belmont!'

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

Where’s Santa?

'Tah-DAH! -- I've solved the tax surplus problem!'

Keep honking. Honk and accelerate. In 30 feet, cut that @#$% off. Really lay on the horn this time. Cabby GPS.

Acme Bowling Balls: Stay Back 200 Feet! Not Responsible For Striking Windshields!

'If you're going shopping, collect some taxes on the way back.'