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Elephant Taxi Emergency

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

"Rockefeller Center."

'Hospital costs are cut in half when you have the baby in the cab on the way there!'

'Go to Hell'

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

Survey: Congestion Charge is wonderful and Ken is a God. Agree/Strongly Agree/Utterly Agree/Agree Big Time.

All-way stops.

'...And while everybody's celebrating the big tax cut, we'll sneak in a postage hike!'

"Ah, Mr. Zimmerman, we meet again ..."

'You really should see a therapist about your pathological possessiveness, Mr. Pomeroy.'

London underground talks continued

"So that's unanimous Gentlemen. Seatbelts fitted on all our trains"

"I have to do something when the stock market is up."

Snail Taxi.

Plug in Point.

'When did you put your robots on the payroll?'

IRS AUDIT DIVISION, 'Want to make it double or nothing?'

Snakes on a Train

Family using a mobile stairway to enter their SUV

'Don't worry, Jerry, we have a car. I mean, what animal could keep up with a car?'

Socrates gets audited.

'Green technology?'

'Did you whistle?'

Acme Bowling Balls: Stay Back 200 Feet! Not Responsible For Striking Windshields!

'Did you whistle?'

Tourism Tax

'Tah-DAH! -- I've solved the tax surplus problem!'

Where’s Santa?

'If you're going shopping, collect some taxes on the way back.'

'Price check on taxi ride to Seventh Avenue and Belmont!'

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'