Transportation Tales Mugs

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

'Go to Hell'

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

Great rail disasters: 'Privatisation.'

Potential passenger being fought over by rival bus conductors

School bus. Stop. Learn.

'Today man can do anything that birds can do.'

"I had that James Herriot bloke in the back of my cow the other day..."

Early traffic survey

I think I may have scratched your car Capt. McRae...

Two Carriages Stuck In A Traffic Jam.

The Day the Wheel was Invented

"I have to do something when the stock market is up."

'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'

'Mmm that's a bit different for 8:45.'

Blacksmiths

'Price check on taxi ride to Seventh Avenue and Belmont!'

"So, how do you like driving for Lyft?"

Retired Cabbie

'Fascist!' (Taxi driver mistakes a fare waving him down for a Nazi salute)

You can't say I'm too old to drive. Road rage is the only thing keeping me alive.

"I had the right of way, but the other guy had the truck."

Conductor asks people to move so he can get a large lady on to the omnibus

'I don't think Richard Branson is going to let it lie.'

"That explains a lot."

"How do you know my brake lights weren't working - you destroyed the evidence."

"This is nothing - you should see my driving instructor!"

Doctors hitchhiking