Commuter Storyteller Pillows

She's listening, steer the conversation round to how you're gonna be on tv, drop a few names...

"Eurotunnel apologise for the late departure of this service. A large halibut has strayed onto the track."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Another Filibuster from the Secretary of the Interior of My Car

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

Doubledecker bus stop

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

"I gave on the E train."

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

Things Women Never Say: 'Sorry I'm late boss. I was talking to my husband and he wouldn't stop listening.'

Honey I'm Home

'I was able to bypass the main artery...But enough about my commute to work.'

"Look out! It's the subway-marm!"

Subway. The economy is surging! I hope protections are in place. In a digital world, a surge can lead to a system crash.

Busker falls on deaf ears as everyone has personal stereo,

Metrocard error messages

65. Whenever I'm in the mood to watch the rest of the world go by, I simply keep to the legal speed limit.

King Commute.

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XII. - Sincere grief at the destruction of the Crystal Palace

"It's amazing how well they adapt to an urban environment."

Listenin' in

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

Small Talk Therapy

Sticker: 'How's my driving you nuts?'

School bus. Stop. Learn.

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

"For your information, this 'stuff' happens to be my husband!"

Being vertically challenged, I never realized my dream of becoming a pro basketball player. But on a trip to work, it was just like I was a hoops star! I spilled some coffee when walking. I dribble whenever my feet are in motion. I took a selfie when I stopped at the ATM - it was a nice bank shot. Then as I neared the office, I came down the lane - and made an impressive display of driving and dunking. I should be getting a big shoe sponsorship contract any day now!

'I'll fix you! But Good!'

"I never finished my online degree because the internet connection is really spotty in my parents' basement."

'I was assured that this would be a double decker bus.'

"I get here at 6 a.m. and leave by 3 so I can beat the swarm."

"Cockfosters!"