Commute Storyteller Pillows

'I was able to bypass the main artery...But enough about my commute to work.'

"Look out! It's the subway-marm!"

Doubledecker bus stop

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Another Filibuster from the Secretary of the Interior of My Car

'Thanks for flying in for the meeting.'

Vampire on a plane

Jungle Taxi

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

"Take me home now!"

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'Just doing the school run.'

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

Trapeze artists commuting

"I gave on the E train."

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet.

Things Women Never Say: 'Sorry I'm late boss. I was talking to my husband and he wouldn't stop listening.'

Honey I'm Home

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

Theme Park 'n' Ride

65. Whenever I'm in the mood to watch the rest of the world go by, I simply keep to the legal speed limit.

Metrocard error messages

Subway. The economy is surging! I hope protections are in place. In a digital world, a surge can lead to a system crash.

'Remind me not to carpool with Paul again.'

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XII. - Sincere grief at the destruction of the Crystal Palace

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

"Me, it's not a shower I crave for after a hard day at work, it's a long, long, long bath..."

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

"I have found a house in your price range, but it will be a long commute every day from Greenland."