Commute Storyteller T-Shirts

"Look out! It's the subway-marm!"

Doubledecker bus stop

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Vampire on a plane

'Thanks for flying in for the meeting.'

Another Filibuster from the Secretary of the Interior of My Car

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

"Take me home now!"

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'Just doing the school run.'

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet.

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

"I gave on the E train."

Trapeze artists commuting

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

Honey I'm Home

Metrocard error messages

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

Theme Park 'n' Ride

'Remind me not to carpool with Paul again.'

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XII. - Sincere grief at the destruction of the Crystal Palace

'I don't like this. . .'

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

Bus Stop Evolution

Hi honey, I'm on the plinth.

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'