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"So then Mr. Brewster, who was a cost analyst for an advertising agency, drove his car all the way from Westport, Connecticut, to New York City!"

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

Vampire on a plane

Doubledecker bus stop

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"Do you mind?"

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

Bus for Giraffes.

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Road work next 15 years.

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

"That's alright, I'll keep you company: I'm not in a hurry to get to school..."

The bus home.

Busker falls on deaf ears as everyone has personal stereo,

"Look out! It's the subway-marm!"

'It's a model to study stress...these mice all have long commutes, dead end jobs and out of control kids.'

'Remind me not to carpool with Paul again.'

End of the World 8 Miles, Next Exit 10 Miles.

Back in 5 Minutes.

Nutcracker going home

Hi honey, I'm on the plinth.

"Lockdown was almost over. At home Gerald furiously practised his harassed commuter look."

City Bus...Leave the driving to us!

"It makes the commute that much easier."

"Wouldn't it be faster if we just flew to Brooklyn?"

'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.'