Commute Chronicler Gifts

"So then Mr. Brewster, who was a cost analyst for an advertising agency, drove his car all the way from Westport, Connecticut, to New York City!"

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

Vampire on a plane

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

Doubledecker bus stop

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"Do you mind?"

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

Bus for Giraffes.

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Road work next 15 years.

Metro Sapien.

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

'I was able to bypass the main artery...But enough about my commute to work.'

"Look out! It's the subway-marm!"

The bus home.

Busker falls on deaf ears as everyone has personal stereo,

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

"That's alright, I'll keep you company: I'm not in a hurry to get to school..."

'It's a model to study stress...these mice all have long commutes, dead end jobs and out of control kids.'

'Remind me not to carpool with Paul again.'

End of the World 8 Miles, Next Exit 10 Miles.

Back in 5 Minutes.

'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.'

"Lockdown was almost over. At home Gerald furiously practised his harassed commuter look."

City Bus...Leave the driving to us!

"It makes the commute that much easier."

Boris Bike

"Wouldn't it be faster if we just flew to Brooklyn?"