Commute Narrators Gifts

Small Talk Therapy

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'Thanks for flying in for the meeting.'

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

Vampire on a plane

Another Filibuster from the Secretary of the Interior of My Car

Doubledecker bus stop

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

"Take me home now!"

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet.

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

Trapeze artists commuting

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

Theme Park 'n' Ride

"Look out! It's the subway-marm!"

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

Busker falls on deaf ears as everyone has personal stereo,

Metrocard error messages

'Remind me not to carpool with Paul again.'

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

Bus Stop Evolution

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

"Me, it's not a shower I crave for after a hard day at work, it's a long, long, long bath..."

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

"I have found a house in your price range, but it will be a long commute every day from Greenland."

'I don't like this. . .'

Communication on a bus

Hi honey, I'm on the plinth.

Sticker: 'How's my driving you nuts?'