Commuter Chronicles Gifts

"I'm putting you on speaker - it's essential for everyone to hear our conversation."

A line of buses with signs reading: "7 Buses Right Behind This One"; "6 Buses Right Behind This One"; "5 Buses Right Behind This One"

'The post-feminist commuter's dilemma.'

'Thank you for not giving up your seat to me. Standing is good for the cardiovascular system, which is why women outlive men.'

'I make it 263 people in that carriage, that beats last week's record.'

Books - Travel Misery Memoirs

People and their signs 'Hungry' 'Pissed Off' 'Just Fine'

"Oh sod it I'll walk."

Busker falls on deaf ears as everyone has personal stereo,

Taxi driver

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Touring Cyclist

Packed like sardines

Commutobile

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Business Duck

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."