Commuter With Humor Pillows

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

Honey I'm Home

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

"Baldo, you can't flip off people in a big city like this! You never know what kind of crazies are out there! What if they follow us home?"

Metrocard error messages

King Commute.

'Elevator's fixed.'

"It's amazing how well they adapt to an urban environment."

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

"For your information, this 'stuff' happens to be my husband!"

Bus Stop Evolution

"Fancy joining the mile low club?"

'I don't like this. . .'

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

Bus of Fools

'I'll fix you! But Good!'

"I get here at 6 a.m. and leave by 3 so I can beat the swarm."

'I was assured that this would be a double decker bus.'

"Excuse me driver, but your guard is stuck in the doors!"

Getting the Finger

Opera house to support

'Road Construction Updates. While you're on hold for the next hour, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '

"What? Everyone else works on the train."