Commuter With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

Getting the Finger

"Baldo, you can't flip off people in a big city like this! You never know what kind of crazies are out there! What if they follow us home?"

"Fancy joining the mile low club?"

"Excuse me driver, but your guard is stuck in the doors!"

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

Honey I'm Home

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

King Commute.

Metrocard error messages

'Elevator's fixed.'

"It's amazing how well they adapt to an urban environment."

Bus of Fools

'I don't like this. . .'

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

"For your information, this 'stuff' happens to be my husband!"

Bus Stop Evolution

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

'I'll fix you! But Good!'

"I get here at 6 a.m. and leave by 3 so I can beat the swarm."

'I was assured that this would be a double decker bus.'

Road Signs.

Opera house to support

Old Moore's Timetable

'Road Construction Updates. While you're on hold for the next hour, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '

Four horsemen rode into town.

"What? Everyone else works on the train."