Commuter Chuckles Pillows

"Fresh pepper? Fresh pepper?"

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

Honey I'm Home

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

King Commute.

Metrocard error messages

Play Rush Hour

"Baldo, you can't flip off people in a big city like this! You never know what kind of crazies are out there! What if they follow us home?"

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

'Elevator's fixed.'

"It's amazing how well they adapt to an urban environment."

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

"For your information, this 'stuff' happens to be my husband!"

"Fancy joining the mile low club?"

Bus of Fools

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

'I'll fix you! But Good!'

'Yes, it's a six hour commute, but where else could we have this standard of living?'

'I was assured that this would be a double decker bus.'

"I get here at 6 a.m. and leave by 3 so I can beat the swarm."

Opera house to support

'Road Construction Updates. While you're on hold for the next hour, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '

Getting the Finger

"Excuse me driver, but your guard is stuck in the doors!"

'Hot enough for you?'