Commuter Laugh Pillows

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Laughing Zone Ahead

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Another Filibuster from the Secretary of the Interior of My Car

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

Honey I'm Home

King Commute.

Metrocard error messages

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

"Baldo, you can't flip off people in a big city like this! You never know what kind of crazies are out there! What if they follow us home?"

'Elevator's fixed.'

"It's amazing how well they adapt to an urban environment."

Bus of Fools

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

"Fancy joining the mile low club?"

Sticker: 'How's my driving you nuts?'

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

"For your information, this 'stuff' happens to be my husband!"

'I'll fix you! But Good!'

'I was assured that this would be a double decker bus.'

"I get here at 6 a.m. and leave by 3 so I can beat the swarm."

"Excuse me driver, but your guard is stuck in the doors!"

Getting the Finger

'Road Construction Updates. While you're on hold for the next hour, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '

Opera house to support

'Hot enough for you?'