Sports And Soil Buff Gifts

'Have you found any golf balls in there.'

Golfing Boss

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"All of a dither as per usual!"

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Will that be coach?'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

Arch of Triumph Save

'... Yeah, now I'm starting to feel it, too. ... Sort of a tightness in my neck...'

"It was one of the things they kept after selling the ski resort."

'Personal Fowl, number 83...'

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

"This should be good! I switched his discus with a frisbee!"

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

"Want to come over Sunday, watch the game, and help me start dreading Monday?"

'It's a clear case of shepherding!'

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

"I have bad knees."

'What's he on?'

Power Mower Walking.

'You're looking at suspension, but on the plus side your baseball card will go sky high.'

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

Influences.

End of career sale.

'This being your first jump, let's see if we can find you a better chute.'