Television Sports Buff Gifts

Jehovah's World Cup Interruptors

Golfing Boss

Bowled over again!

Television Readers.

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"All of a dither as per usual!"

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

Tunnel of TV

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

Homo Zapiens

"If I were you, I wouldn't change the channel!"

'It's funny really - when your father's home he hardly ever says a word!'

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

Woman and TV.

'You should know better than to switch channels during a Garfield special.'

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

7 Dwarves of Fatherhood

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

"We need to walk."

Couch Potatoes

"China now says it will withdraw its opposition to the missile-defense shield if the F.B.I. builds it."