Sports And Soil Buff Mugs

'Have you found any golf balls in there.'

Bowled over again!

Golfing Boss

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

'Will that be coach?'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

Kick! Go for it!

Arch of Triumph Save

The Puck Stops Here.

"It was one of the things they kept after selling the ski resort."

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

'Personal Fowl, number 83...'

'... Yeah, now I'm starting to feel it, too. ... Sort of a tightness in my neck...'

"This should be good! I switched his discus with a frisbee!"

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

"Want to come over Sunday, watch the game, and help me start dreading Monday?"

'It's a clear case of shepherding!'

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

Power Mower Walking.

'What's he on?'

"I have bad knees."

'You're looking at suspension, but on the plus side your baseball card will go sky high.'

Influences.

'Yo, Sid! Go get sheared. We're skins.'