Sports Politics Buff Mugs

Sepp Blatter

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Golfing Boss

Bowled over again!

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

CIA report

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"All of a dither as per usual!"

'I don't think the employees like me.'

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

"Moulting"

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Vendor selling testosterone.

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Uncle Sam and Democracy

Viva Belarus!

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

Pecking order.

'Look at this story... 'Jewish settlers are going on building houses'!'

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

Distraction.

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Obama punishing Assad

Bad News

"Well, Sara Kalen is wrong – Edward Snowden is not a 'tattletale.'"

Midterm election s results