Sports Politics Buff Prints

Sepp Blatter

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Golfing Boss

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

CIA report

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

'I don't think the employees like me.'

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

Vendor selling testosterone.

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

"Moulting"

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Viva Belarus!

'Look at this story... 'Jewish settlers are going on building houses'!'

Uncle Sam and Democracy

Pecking order.

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

Distraction.

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Obama punishing Assad

Bad News

"Well, Sara Kalen is wrong – Edward Snowden is not a 'tattletale.'"

Midterm election s results

Antonin Scalia