Basket Buff Gifts

'My first piece of advice is not to put all your eggs in one basket.'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Golfing Boss

Ratminton

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Keep Fit.

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Vendor selling testosterone.

Ballet Lovers

Puppy.

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

'I think we should leave a trail of crumbs so we don't get lost.'

"What does she have that I don't?"

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'Will that be coach?'

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

Weight Gain Denial

"Fit watch say me need more steps."