Basket Buff Gifts

'My first piece of advice is not to put all your eggs in one basket.'

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Golfing Boss

Bowled over again!

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

Ratminton

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Vendor selling testosterone.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

Keep Fit.

Ballet Lovers

Puppy.

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

"What does she have that I don't?"

'Will that be coach?'

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'I think we should leave a trail of crumbs so we don't get lost.'

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

"Fit watch say me need more steps."