Ballroom Buff Gifts

'Your feet are killing me!'

"I'll start dancing like Fred Astaire, when you stop dancing like Nellie the Elephant!"

'What's the meaning of waltzing in here unannounced?'

Emergency Seamstress

Minuet

A coxswain attempting to dance

Men using naval terminology to describe people at the regatta ball

It takes two and a half to tango...

'Clear the floor, vacuum nose, and watch how the tango is really done!'

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

Dance.

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

Upper West Side Story

Ballet Lovers

Snake reads the book The Taming Of The Shrew.

'Excuse me, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not bum-tit-tit, bum-tit-tit!'

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

'Look, O'Brien, you can't just waltz in here like that and demand a raise.'

'I think we're lost, next time I'm leading.'

"Commuters"

"I need to take a call. Argue amongst yourselves."

'He's been wanting to have his own signature end-zone dance, but this just doesn't cut it.'

The Dancing Academy

Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! She was great! I hear she's so sought-after by musical theater productions that she can make them work around her schedule! So in other words, "Operettas are standing by!"

"Oh, come on!!"

'How about this for the masked ball?'