Ballroom Buddy Gifts

'School of Dancing...also specialists in embarrassing parents' wedding dances.'

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

Dance.

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

'Excuse me, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not bum-tit-tit, bum-tit-tit!'

"Ballroom dancing helps us over our rough spots."

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

'Look, O'Brien, you can't just waltz in here like that and demand a raise.'

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

'How about this for the masked ball?'

How's my Jiving?

"I need to take a call. Argue amongst yourselves."

The Dancing Academy

"Do you know what girls want?"

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

'I realize I'm making a huge salary... but I gotta be me.'

Dance Studio: Ballroom, Latin, Line Dancing, Rain Dancing

"Fascinating!"

'You've definitely mastered it, Richard, but not every song is appropriate for the chicken dance.'

"Well I don't think you do want to win this as much as I do."

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

Minuet

A Trying Moment.

'When he said he was interested in balls I thought he meant football.'

The Icebreaker

How's My Jiving?

Charleston dance.

"She's high maintenance. I love her."

"Had half of Fox-and-Friends gnawing my ass this morning."

Empty Dress

"I'll start dancing like Fred Astaire, when you stop dancing like Nellie the Elephant!"

'There are only two things stopping you from being a good dancer, Mr. Jones. Your feet!'