Ballroom Buddy Pillows

'School of Dancing...also specialists in embarrassing parents' wedding dances.'

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

Dance.

'Excuse me, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not bum-tit-tit, bum-tit-tit!'

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

"Ballroom dancing helps us over our rough spots."

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

'Look, O'Brien, you can't just waltz in here like that and demand a raise.'

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

"Do you know what girls want?"

'How about this for the masked ball?'

The Dancing Academy

"I need to take a call. Argue amongst yourselves."

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

'I realize I'm making a huge salary... but I gotta be me.'

Dance Studio: Ballroom, Latin, Line Dancing, Rain Dancing

"Fascinating!"

'You've definitely mastered it, Richard, but not every song is appropriate for the chicken dance.'

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

Minuet

Charleston dance.

Empty Dress

How's My Jiving?

A Trying Moment.

"She's high maintenance. I love her."

"Had half of Fox-and-Friends gnawing my ass this morning."

'When he said he was interested in balls I thought he meant football.'

The Icebreaker

"I'll start dancing like Fred Astaire, when you stop dancing like Nellie the Elephant!"

'There are only two things stopping you from being a good dancer, Mr. Jones. Your feet!'

Quicksand.