Golf Etiquette Buff Gifts

"They look pretty angry Bob! We should consider letting them play through..."

'I hope you replace your divots.'

'Have you got a sand wedge?'

'May I play through please?'

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'

Poor Walt - they don't make em like him anymore.

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"Actually write thank-you notes to my best customers with a pen and paper? But I wouldn't have spell check!"

'Wait a minute...did you just double-dip?'

'Bobby, I'll need the 12 gauge for this shot.'

It is important that the aspiring golfer learns the meaning of certain golfing terms, so that he can understand what his fellow sportsmen are saying to him.

"Swallow another one, Pearson and you're fired."

"Hoo-whee! Nice shot, Tom. You just missed the trap."

'This is the hole I was telling you about!'

'Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?'

'Let him play thru, Harry.'

'Lunge out of the water and slap his face!? ... Oh, that's real effective, Leonard.'

'Richard, control yourself! You're swirling counter-clockwise in public!'

"Okay kids, go wash up. Dinner is ready."

'Bunker? It should be called a trench because that's where the real war starts!'

"If you want to do that in the yard, fine, but in here I am not making eye contact with you."

'I know I'd be a better putter if I could see the ball!'

'Thanks to everyone who golfed in my golfing outing...even the guys who beat me for hitting into them without yelling four.'

"I missed a hole in one by just 5 strokes!"

'Arnold became suspicious when Bessie kept hitting balls into the tall grass.'

'Sorry about that. Put my golf gloves on by mistake'

Please wipe your big feet.

"Rule number one, never laugh!"

'Gesundheit.'

Sisyphus Golf Ball

"And make sure ya mobiles are off!"