Golf Etiquette Expert Gifts

'Let him play thru, Harry.'

'I hope you replace your divots.'

'Hole in one!!!!'

Dummies Books.

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

The golfer apologized for all his affairs. The governor regrets all his affairs. So does the former presidential candidate. I don't get the abstinence until marriage idea. Shouldn't it be abstinence AFTER marriage?

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

"There goes the merger between Brigg's corporation and Ludlow industries!"

Hit by a golf ball and injured...

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

'May I play through please?'

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

"Oooh! I never knew your butt could move like that, honey!"

"Hurry up Ted, or are you going to spend all day in that bunker?"

'You're the only person I know who takes divots on the green.'

Golfer Hits Frog.

"Perhaps we can arrive a a mutually beneficial arrangement?"

'Bobby, I'll need the 12 gauge for this shot.'

Apres Golf

"Swallow another one, Pearson and you're fired."

"I lost count back there after your fifth stroke. How many did it take?"

'I'm sure it is comfortable. But you really should use a golf cart like the rest of us.'

'No money. I just want that hysterical outfit you're wearing.'

'This is the hole I was telling you about!'

'Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?'

'What a divot.'

'Lunge out of the water and slap his face!? ... Oh, that's real effective, Leonard.'

Golfing Fakir.

"That's a lovely tee-shot." - "Well, thank you, it matches my underpants."

Golfer and the Eagle

"What do you think kid, saw or axe?"

STRIP Old Caddy (colour)

'Get down on the ground!! DOWN ON THE GROUND!!'

"They look pretty angry Bob! We should consider letting them play through..."

I tossed a coin to decide between playing golf or going to work. I had to toss the coin four times.