Golf Etiquette Expert Prints

'Let him play thru, Harry.'

'I hope you replace your divots.'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

"There goes the merger between Brigg's corporation and Ludlow industries!"

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

'May I play through please?'

"Oooh! I never knew your butt could move like that, honey!"

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

'You're the only person I know who takes divots on the green.'

"Swallow another one, Pearson and you're fired."

Golfer Hits Frog.

"Perhaps we can arrive a a mutually beneficial arrangement?"

'Bobby, I'll need the 12 gauge for this shot.'

"I lost count back there after your fifth stroke. How many did it take?"

Apres Golf

'I'm sure it is comfortable. But you really should use a golf cart like the rest of us.'

'This is the hole I was telling you about!'

'Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?'

'Lunge out of the water and slap his face!? ... Oh, that's real effective, Leonard.'

Golfing Fakir.

"What do you think kid, saw or axe?"

STRIP Old Caddy (colour)

'What a divot.'

"That's a lovely tee-shot." - "Well, thank you, it matches my underpants."

'Get down on the ground!! DOWN ON THE GROUND!!'

"They look pretty angry Bob! We should consider letting them play through..."

I tossed a coin to decide between playing golf or going to work. I had to toss the coin four times.

'Thanks to everyone who golfed in my golfing outing...even the guys who beat me for hitting into them without yelling four.'