Bicycle Buffs Mugs

Bicycle sat nav.

Bradley Wiggins

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

"Our latest technological leap allowed us to automate our full operation, become carbon-neutral, and keep all our employees."

'Your request for a motorcycle as your company car was rejected. However, I'm not totally unreasonable. Enjoy!'

Green Bike

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

'It's just what I always wanted!'

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

Bike Wash

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

"I thought since I was able to fix our computer. It turns out that the computer is a little more complicated."

"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

"No more car-rides for me: He's gone all green, sold his car, bought a bike and uses public transports..."

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

'Well, when can I have my bike back?'

'I made a list of bikes I want to look at today. You may want to eat before we go, as this may take awhile.'

"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."

Man-spreading, Dutch style.