Bike Buffs Mugs

Tour De France: Leeds to host start of 2014 race.

'Would you mind throwing out some of your spare motorcycle parts? I'd like to park my car in the garage.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

Directions: Call a smart friend.

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Cat and Dog Bike

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

Baby in Bike Basket

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Altar Ego

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

A tricycle and a unicycle mate and give birth to a bicycle.

'It's just what I always wanted!'

'Your request for a motorcycle as your company car was rejected. However, I'm not totally unreasonable. Enjoy!'

Tandem Stoker Not Pedaling.

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

After years of captivity and cruel treatment, Buster was finally free - free to pedal the open plains to his heart's content!

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

Stop Global Warming

'He has trouble keeping up with the game.'

Couple on a Tandem Cycling in Different Directions

Cyclist

"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'