Biker Culture Lover Pillows

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

"Domestic or foreign object beer?"

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

Bicycle sat nav.

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Cat and Dog Bike

Dairy Devil

Chris Froome

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

Baby in Bike Basket

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.

"Our latest technological leap allowed us to automate our full operation, become carbon-neutral, and keep all our employees."

Green Bike

A tricycle and a unicycle mate and give birth to a bicycle.

Uneasy Rider

"You had me at hell."

Tandem Stoker Not Pedaling.

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

'OK, here comes another one, and this time, I get the funny hat.'

They were right, this is a tough bunker.

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

Pensioners queue up for a Motorbike for Rent.

'He has trouble keeping up with the game.'

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

Cyclist

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

Sore Loser

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

"E.T. phone home... Now!"

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'