Biker Culture Buff Mugs

'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

"You had me at hell."

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

'It's just what I always wanted!'

Uneasy Rider

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

'OK, here comes another one, and this time, I get the funny hat.'

They were right, this is a tough bunker.

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."

Pensioners queue up for a Motorbike for Rent.

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

Tour de France champ Octave Lapize

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

'How can I put this....?'

'I made a list of bikes I want to look at today. You may want to eat before we go, as this may take awhile.'

"I'm sorry, but shouldn't there be an apostrophe in that?"

Biker family

Car on bike.

"Domestic or foreign object beer?"

The not so easy rider...

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

Sons Of Recumbency