Motorcycle Hilarity Fan Gifts

'Talk about inconsiderate! You could have permanently damaged the bike!'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'I think I've got a screw loose.'

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

Traffic Jam

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Slow, Men at Work.

"Previously on..."

'Told you so.'

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

Tour de Pothole.

'It's my prostate.'

Hamlet, Chicken of Denmark: 'to cross, or not to cross'

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

Sat Nag

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

"Oh, no! Here comes a guy on a motorcycle! Should I give him the 'low wave'? Is the 'high wave' too effeminate? Am I allowed to wave if I'm on a scooter? What if I wave and he ignores me?! This is bad..."

Right Lane Must Hit Tree

Getting the Finger

'And do you, Snake, take this worthless bitch...'

'Okay, smart guy, how fast do you say you were going?'

"We would have helped you up sooner but we thought you were one of those fancy sideways racing bikes."

Dept. of Traffic Disruption.

Bernier & Couillard: Let's roll Julie. They just don't understand our love!

Car Carriage

Potential Undesirable Side-Effect of a 'Car-less' Society.

Bike Gang Thievery Method #125: Stealing a rack of bikes, rack and all.

"We'll be there soon, dear. Your dad will only be pushing us until gas prices go down...which will be in the fall.."

'This new headset is great. I can eat and drink while I drive.'