Motorcycle Hilarity Fan T-Shirts

'Talk about inconsiderate! You could have permanently damaged the bike!'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'I think I've got a screw loose.'

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

Traffic Jam

Slow, Men at Work.

"Previously on..."

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

'Told you so.'

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

Tour de Pothole.

'It's my prostate.'

Hamlet, Chicken of Denmark: 'to cross, or not to cross'

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

Sat Nag

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

'And do you, Snake, take this worthless bitch...'

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

Right Lane Must Hit Tree

Getting the Finger

'Okay, smart guy, how fast do you say you were going?'

No Caption. (Two gerbils are seen each in an exercise wheel. One is running and the other is riding a motorcycle.)

"Oh, no! Here comes a guy on a motorcycle! Should I give him the 'low wave'? Is the 'high wave' too effeminate? Am I allowed to wave if I'm on a scooter? What if I wave and he ignores me?! This is bad..."

"It's nothing serious...just a flooded engine."

"We would have helped you up sooner but we thought you were one of those fancy sideways racing bikes."

Bike Gang Thievery Method #125: Stealing a rack of bikes, rack and all.

"We'll be there soon, dear. Your dad will only be pushing us until gas prices go down...which will be in the fall.."

Bernier & Couillard: Let's roll Julie. They just don't understand our love!

I thought "E" meant enough.

Potential Undesirable Side-Effect of a 'Car-less' Society.

Scandal is catching up to Lance Armstrong.

Car Carriage

Dept. of Traffic Disruption.