Muscle Car Enthusiast Mugs

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'How do I like it, dear?'

'Oil stocks rose on news that some people actually are still buying muscle cars.'

"Yes, this is one of those muscle cars."

"Why do they do that?"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I need to tinkle."

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Dog Park

Sailor in Car.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Under pressure.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Useless add-ons.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Motor Tourism

Deflator mouse

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.