Model Car Builder T-Shirts

'Step one: take a good stiff drink.'

Remote control pirate bully

The Hobby Store

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

Desk shaped like an office block.

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

Model Building

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

Fish Aeroplane

The Wright brothers first unsuccessful flight.

Scientists building a tower

'Mommy! Larry's making faces again!'

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

"Looks like a storm ahead, Captain." "I think you're being over dramatic."

Sandcastles

Toys - Business Model.

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

Submarine Hunter.

Who's the kid with the predator drone?

'Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you the latest Airbus!'

'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'

A paper aeroplane flies off a ship

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."