Motor Sports Gifts

'Jim finally got a fast bike. Now all he has to do is get used to it.'

Critical Race Theory

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

'They must practice their pit stops for hours to get it as badly wrong as that.'

Photographer says 'smile' to two men in helmets.

Race Starter stuck to whell of racing car

'Why do rally drivers think they are the only ones on the road?'

Deaths in motor racing

"I need to tinkle."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Under pressure.

Ice skater

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"What old school? This is my life."

Bob's Driving School.

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Martial Arts

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

'The grudge match.'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

'God's speed.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Smile

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Jeremy Clarkson.

"Remember that, honey? Serious testosterone."

"This tire raced in the Indy 500."

Dave's diaper-changing incentive chart.