Motor Sports Gifts

'Jim finally got a fast bike. Now all he has to do is get used to it.'

Critical Race Theory

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

'They must practice their pit stops for hours to get it as badly wrong as that.'

Photographer says 'smile' to two men in helmets.

Race Starter stuck to whell of racing car

'Why do rally drivers think they are the only ones on the road?'

Deaths in motor racing

"I need to tinkle."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Under pressure.

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Ice skater

"What old school? This is my life."

Bob's Driving School.

Martial Arts

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

'The grudge match.'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

'God's speed.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

Smile

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"This tire raced in the Indy 500."

"Remember that, honey? Serious testosterone."

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne