Autosports Gifts

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"I need to tinkle."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Under pressure.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Bob's Driving School.

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'God's speed.'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

Smile

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"Perfect."

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

Jeremy Clarkson.

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"Remember that, honey? Serious testosterone."

"This tire raced in the Indy 500."

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

Dave's diaper-changing incentive chart.

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

'I've got a confession to make dear, I'm The Stig!

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

James May

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'