Autosports Gifts

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"I need to tinkle."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Under pressure.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Bob's Driving School.

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

'God's speed.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

Smile

"Perfect."

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

"This tire raced in the Indy 500."

"Remember that, honey? Serious testosterone."

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

Le Mans 24 Hour Tiredness can kill, take a break ...

"He has extremely advanced motor skills."