Autosport Gifts

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"I need to tinkle."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Under pressure.

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"Eat my dust!"

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Ice skater

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Bob's Driving School.

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Martial Arts

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'The grudge match.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'God's speed.'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

Smile

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"Perfect."

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Chris Froome

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

'Stress'