Autos Gifts

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

'-and it does four filling stations to the gallon'

TS Motors Inc.

Safety - Driving.

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

"Honey, I got a brand-new bow for our car!"

'Beware of Sign in middle of street.'

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

'After he got married she made him trade it in for a van.'

It happens every time I go over a bump!

Any safety features?

Useless car accessories.

Charity for Petrol.

In the Guru District

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"Why do they do that?"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

The first car accident.

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I need to tinkle."

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"One year closer to college!"

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).