Muscle Power Lover Gifts

'Bruno had power to burn, but little finesse'

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

'My feet are killing me.'

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

Powerful Love.

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"OK, ready to go again?"

The rock caricature

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Exercise now!

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

No caption. (A mother runs on a treadmill with a baby carriage on the treadmill next to her).

I love PE.

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

Man running

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

Battery lifting weights

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

Walking To School Simulator

Treadmillstone

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

"You're too sedentary."

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'