Muscle Magic Lover Gifts

'This won't hurt.'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Here we are."

Powerful Love.

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Primitive magician

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

Cheating Death.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Cut out and keep your own Fairy Godmother.

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

Beware of the Cat.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

"At least she's reading."

"No guarantees, right?"

'Please enter your pin now.'

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'