Muscle Magic Lover Prints

'This won't hurt.'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Here we are."

Powerful Love.

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Primitive magician

Biceps, muscles and brawn

The rock caricature

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Cheating Death.

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Cut out and keep your own Fairy Godmother.

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

Beware of the Cat.

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

"At least she's reading."

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

"No guarantees, right?"

Emma Watson

'Please enter your pin now.'