Magic Lover Prints

Touch Gig

'I'm so proud to be part of a profession that has never discriminated against women.'

'...Your eyes are getting heavy...Very,very heavy...WHOA! NOT THAT HEAVY!!'

'Funny how no-one ever asks for the cure for cancer.'

You Are Now leaving Your Senses

"Magic wand, stat!"

"And now I'd like to pick a member of the audience so I can look clever and they can look stupid"

"I'd like to help you out, but I've misplaced my wand."

'Sorry, kid. Anything but world peace.'

Magic mushroom

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"

Cut out and keep your own Fairy Godmother.

Rabbits $5.

Welcome To The Psychic Convention.

Magician out of work - Nothing up my sleeve, please help.

'Pick a business card.'

2 jazz musicians

'Oops, wrong sequence.'

Mirror smashing - "Mirror, mir.. Wait for it.. "

Witch

'Did you hear me tell that gypsy woman what she could do with her pegs.'

'Warp nine - Engage!'

"The weather has been going crazy lately. Do you have anything to do with it?"

Harry Pot-Head.

Cards Blind Dating Game

'I'm afraid I'm going to have to cut up your credit card.'

'How do you wizards decide which princes should be turned into frogs?'...

Magic Marvo and the amazing disappearing pay rise.

Magician Playing Golf.

"Well, this is me."

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

"He has a little place in the basement where he's trying to transmute amethysts into antibiotics."

"At least she's reading."

"Who ordered the rabbit?"

"And this is my great-uncle Harold...he was a famous escape artist!"