Girl Power Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm getting a drink...do you need anything?"

"Mrs. Van Lewis-Smythe, third wife of your chairman of the board..."

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

'He's my kind of guy. Tall, dark, handsome and manageable.'

Men scale a mountain going after a woman.

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Mod Kwan Doh

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

"When I take your arm Charlene, there's no need to flex."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

Nuclear energy.

"And what do you want to be when you grow up little girl, a nursie or mummy?" "Actually I'm torn between a career in hedge fund derivatives or setting up my own management consultancy."

'I guess I don't need to tell you that you got the job.'

"And what do you want to be when you grow up little girl, a nurse or a secretary?"

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

'Smiley, it's come to my attention that, since being promoted to management, you've grown fangs.'

Hell, yes, it's lonely at the top. Plus I get nosebleeds.

"So, Gracie, if you were a superhero, what powers would you have?"

"The last time he came out to play with you, you reassigned his gender."

'Would you like to buy some Girl Scout cookies, or are you a male chauvinist pig?'

Step out-- speak up

'When I was young I thought wealth and power would make me happy...and I was right!'

Girls night out. Dress up, liquor up...throw up.

"Tech CEO, community leader, mother of two – she's both inspiring and demoralizing."

'As the head of the benevolent order of superior sisterhood, I'm going to lobby congress to end the scourge of stinky, booger-brained boys and put girls in charge of everything.'

Big Fish Eat Little Fish

"Leading by example just didn't seem to be getting anywhere."