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"I'm getting a drink...do you need anything?"

"Mrs. Van Lewis-Smythe, third wife of your chairman of the board..."

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

Spice Girls

'He's my kind of guy. Tall, dark, handsome and manageable.'

Men scale a mountain going after a woman.

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Mod Kwan Doh

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

Menu. Menu. The good thing about girls' night out is also the bad thing about girls' night out: No men.

Another shot heard round the world.

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

"When I take your arm Charlene, there's no need to flex."

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Nuclear energy.

"And what do you want to be when you grow up little girl, a nursie or mummy?" "Actually I'm torn between a career in hedge fund derivatives or setting up my own management consultancy."

'I guess I don't need to tell you that you got the job.'

'Smiley, it's come to my attention that, since being promoted to management, you've grown fangs.'

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

"And what do you want to be when you grow up little girl, a nurse or a secretary?"

Hell, yes, it's lonely at the top. Plus I get nosebleeds.

"The last time he came out to play with you, you reassigned his gender."

"So, Gracie, if you were a superhero, what powers would you have?"

'Would you like to buy some Girl Scout cookies, or are you a male chauvinist pig?'

Step out-- speak up

Girls night out. Dress up, liquor up...throw up.