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'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Mod Kwan Doh

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Another shot heard round the world.

Menu. Menu. The good thing about girls' night out is also the bad thing about girls' night out: No men.

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

"When I take your arm Charlene, there's no need to flex."

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Nuclear energy.

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

'Smiley, it's come to my attention that, since being promoted to management, you've grown fangs.'

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

"And what do you want to be when you grow up little girl, a nurse or a secretary?"

"And what do you want to be when you grow up little girl, a nursie or mummy?" "Actually I'm torn between a career in hedge fund derivatives or setting up my own management consultancy."

'I guess I don't need to tell you that you got the job.'

Hell, yes, it's lonely at the top. Plus I get nosebleeds.

"The last time he came out to play with you, you reassigned his gender."

"So, Gracie, if you were a superhero, what powers would you have?"

'Would you like to buy some Girl Scout cookies, or are you a male chauvinist pig?'

Girls night out. Dress up, liquor up...throw up.

'When I was young I thought wealth and power would make me happy...and I was right!'

"It occurs to me, Engelhardt, that I've never truly tested the limits of my power."

Big Fish Eat Little Fish

'As the head of the benevolent order of superior sisterhood, I'm going to lobby congress to end the scourge of stinky, booger-brained boys and put girls in charge of everything.'

'Yes, I finally quit smoking and drinking, Dad! I found out that the power to ruin people's lives is much more satisfying!'

"Leading by example just didn't seem to be getting anywhere."