Girl Power Enthusiasts Gifts

Whatever

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Mod Kwan Doh

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

"When I take your arm Charlene, there's no need to flex."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

Nuclear energy.

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

"And what do you want to be when you grow up little girl, a nursie or mummy?" "Actually I'm torn between a career in hedge fund derivatives or setting up my own management consultancy."

'I guess I don't need to tell you that you got the job.'

'Smiley, it's come to my attention that, since being promoted to management, you've grown fangs.'

"And what do you want to be when you grow up little girl, a nurse or a secretary?"

"So, Gracie, if you were a superhero, what powers would you have?"

"The last time he came out to play with you, you reassigned his gender."

Hell, yes, it's lonely at the top. Plus I get nosebleeds.

'Would you like to buy some Girl Scout cookies, or are you a male chauvinist pig?'

Girls night out. Dress up, liquor up...throw up.

'When I was young I thought wealth and power would make me happy...and I was right!'

"It occurs to me, Engelhardt, that I've never truly tested the limits of my power."

"Leading by example just didn't seem to be getting anywhere."

'As the head of the benevolent order of superior sisterhood, I'm going to lobby congress to end the scourge of stinky, booger-brained boys and put girls in charge of everything.'

'Yes, I finally quit smoking and drinking, Dad! I found out that the power to ruin people's lives is much more satisfying!'

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

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