Girl Power Advocate Gifts

'Would you like to buy some Girl Scout cookies, or are you a male chauvinist pig?'

"I need respect for my abilities...acknowledgement of my achievements...and recognition of my impact as a young woman in determining the future of this country. Chica power!"

"Whenever someone tells me 'You Go Girl' I usually have to."

"And what do you want to be when you grow up little girl, a nursie or mummy?" "Actually I'm torn between a career in hedge fund derivatives or setting up my own management consultancy."

"Wow, dearie, did you miss the action! A wolf was bugging me, so I gave him a shot of Mace, karated him, and called the fuzz."

Jack and Jill

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

'And then Sleeping Beauty filed charges against him for sexual harrassment.'

'-but Becks and Michael Owen BOTH started youg and I KNOW she's a girl but girls play too,y'know...

'As the head of the benevolent order of superior sisterhood, I'm going to lobby congress to end the scourge of stinky, booger-brained boys and put girls in charge of everything.'

'She throws just like a girl - who throws like Roger Clemens.'

"So, Gracie, if you were a superhero, what powers would you have?"

"Looks like lots of schools are going to uniforms this year."

"And what do you want to be when you grow up little girl, a nurse or a secretary?"

International Women's Day

International Women's Day.

"Women Supporting Women!"

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Female led countries handle pandemic better-study says

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

'Where were the wise women?'

"As Maggie Thatcher once said: 'Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.'"

Another shot heard round the world.

"#Metoo unveils an awful abyss of disrespect, harassments and hostility towards women! Let's make a film about it - boobs and violence sells great!"

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

"Wait, I'll go down with you. I'm just changing back into my rubber-soled actionwear."

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

"On a show of hands, do we let Miss Brimshaw into our den."

'Remember the old days, when all of this was phallocentric?'